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1. (AOL) (2869↑, 352↓)
Now AOL is trying to control the music download business with a new service called "MusicNet\@AOL". It's bad enough that AOL censors content and keeps track of what you see, now AOL wants to keep track of what you hear. Any song downloaded from the AOL MusicNet service contains DRM (Digital Rights Management) software code embedded in it. DRM is used so AOL and the RIAA can identify which AOL member is downloading which songs. If you don't believe AOL and the RIAA keep track of what you are doing online, you are a n00b. You obviously haven't read your AOL user agreement. AOL sucks. Boycott AOL\!

Hey AOL lawyer: delete this\!

Author: Speed Racer http://aol.urbanup.com/856085
2. (aol) (1943↑, 164↓)
america online, the crappiest and laggiest shit internet users can use. also way too much spam

"Welcome to AOL, You have new spam, dickhead."

3. (AOL) (1547↑, 146↓)
a company that sends you free drink coasters.

person00: hey, we got a new aol coaster. this one is 6.5 it must be better than our last 4.0 coaster. person01: cool, ill add it to the other 300 we have.

4. (AOL) (1455↑, 150↓)
A really crappy ISP. This 'lawyer' who is trying to sue urbandictionary is just a stupid idiot who doesn't realize that this is a site where anyone can post their definition, and a lawsuit against it would abridge free speech.

Read the first amendment, you bozo\!

5. (AOL) (1065↑, 148↓)
The worlds most widespread computer virus. Packaged with almost every software, and even your magazines, and your personal mail, it is impossible to avoid. Al-Quaeda supports AOL. BURN THE AOL BEFORE THEY ATTACK AGAIN\!

The AOL Virus Version 9.0 just came in the mail\! Throw it in the AOL Crematorium\!

6. (AOL) (1013↑, 135↓)
While the service does suck dogshit, and is incredibly slow at times, and is full of glitches, the REAL fun comes when you are cancelling your membership, because the representatives will do anything to keep you using the AOL service, and they don't seem to understand the word "NO".

Joe: I would like to cancel my AOL membership. AOL Rep: Why? Joe: I have found AOL to be expensive for my budget and I am switching to a cheaper alternative instead. AOL Rep: $28 a month is not expesive\! Joe: It is when you are a college student, and if [NetZero] and Juno are offering the same Internet package for $15 a month. AOL Rep: Alright. How about we just sign you to our Netscape plan for $19.99? Joe: No thank you. AOL Rep: Um....how about you tell us exactly how long you will not be using AOL? Joe: Not ever again. AOL Rep: You know, you are ruining my chance to get another pay bonus. Joe: And I could care less. Please just cancel my account already. AOL Rep: Shit\! he's not as gullible as we thought.....did I just say that out loud? Joe: Yup.

7. (aol) (1131↑, 300↓)
A very generous company that sends you a free frisbee in the mail every other week.

I love my free discus\! Thank you, AOL\!

8. (AOL) (434↑, 111↓)
the slowest of all internet service providers.

America Online. As Slow as a turtle.

9. (AOL) (422↑, 123↓)
Agony On Line Akin to the pain you feel when having intestinal cramps while websurfing, but are too stupid to get up and go to the toilet to relieve yourself because you are afraid you'll miss an one of those super important AOL Instant Messages.

Eating this Thai food gave me the AOL's see also [the shits]

Author: Anthony Watts http://aol.urbanup.com/699519
10. (aol) (221↑, 7↓)
Ass on lips. Stated whenever you say something you quickly regret.

Bob: I think I may be gay... Joey: WHAT THE F*** MAN? Bob: Oh crap aol, I didn't mean that. Alan: Man, Sarah is looking fine today.... Vishul: The crazy one? What the heck is wrong with you man? Alan: Did I just say that out loud? Aol man....

Author: The_real_bob1 http://aol.urbanup.com/5739309
11. (AOL) (303↑, 97↓)
The Internet Mafia. First they boss you around and threaten to kick you off and terminate your online account with their TOS "system". Ironically, once you try to leave the service, they keep asking you question after question and other lame forms of excuses and false hopes and promises in a weak effort to make you stay with them. I have also learned, as well as my family, that when you leave the AOL internet service they secretly sabotage your computer and make sure that it is infested with spyware, just as retaliation in losing yet another one out of 40 million customers.

AOL=The Internet Mafia AOL Head Leader: Hey, I heard the Joneses are leaving are service\! Can you believe that they would actually want freedom from our terrible online oppression? AOL Mafia Henchman \#1: Those bastards, how dare they get out of our slow-running internet service with incompetent tech support\! LET'S WHACK 'EM\! AOL Mafia Henchman \#2: I'll upload the viruses and prepare the spyware files\!

Author: Midwestrn Soldier http://aol.urbanup.com/872461
12. (AOL) (302↑, 124↓)
ashcroft online. where ALL aol internet traffic gets routed through various transparent government and NSA servers before being released to the wider internet.

Have a nice day - free of privacy.

13. (aol) (257↑, 79↓)
An online service that offers users a high price, lots of spam and popups, slow service, and plenty of morons to talk to. Almost all of the content on AOL which you pay a high price for can be found for free all over the web. In the past AOL was notorious for its censorship. It is a haven for spammers and pedophiles looking to pick up 12 year olds.

AOL is the internet with training wheels.

14. (AOL) (243↑, 76↓)
American On-Line; a dumbass, piece of crap, excess-authority internet service that occupies all TV commercials and, seemingly, the entire internet itself. As many other people accurately say, AOL is extremely slow, is easily open to spyware and computer viruses, and may cause your computer to crash. AOL loves to wield its big, black "fist of fury" known as TOS, or Terms of Service, around in order to intimidate and threaten millions of the users; many of those users haven't done anything that could remotely be considered mildly offensive or illegal. For all the bad service, unreliable connections, and poor reputations in dealing with online crime, junk email, spyware, and speed levels, AOL has the nerve to charge excessive monthly charges. They usually amount to well over $20 when the services provided mixed with the bullshit, pop-ups, and unnecessary authority are worth no more than three bucks. You AOL assholes. AOL: Assholes OnLine.

TOS is retarded. AOL only does this in the empty promise to keep child molesters and hackers off the Net. Also, those who threaten people in chat rooms when they will never meet the people that they are saying that they will beat the shit out of. But of course, AOL is too dumb to realize that most of these people jacking this bullshit in the chat rooms are most likely doing it just for fun, and even if they were in hatred against one another, the chances of those two actually coming in contact with one another are very rare. SO WHAT'S THE BIG DAMN DEAL, BITCH?

15. (AOL) (211↑, 70↓)
a company with at least 20 versions of crappiness.

Thank you AOL, I love these free CD cases. And thank you for providing me with CDs so I can practice my trash-can aim.

16. (aol) (185↑, 60↓)
-a crappy isp for low lifes -they give you 1000 hours of online time dedicated for loading the first "welcome" page -america off line -a good source of cds to shoot/constucth things/melt/or anything else

-forget buying clay pigons, i just use aol cds -aol cds can be used for coasters -aol cds can be used to reflect light in someones eyes

17. (AOL) (189↑, 69↓)
A good excuse to use Internet Explorer.

"AOL: well what can i say...it sucks\!"

Author: manutdfan4life http://aol.urbanup.com/1068321
18. (aol) (155↑, 42↓)
A very common trojan disquised as an isp. Once a computer is infected, it will run extremely slow, it's internet will crash and the computer will crash shortly afterwards.

Damn AOL.

19. (AOL) (153↑, 43↓)
Also: AOHell. The worst mainstream Internet Service Provider ([ISP]) there is.

Anybody that uses AOL is a Internet [noob].

20. (AOL) (141↑, 37↓)
The only virus you pay to have.

"I felt like I just didnt have enough SPAM. So I bought AOL. Like an idiot."

21. (AOL) (129↑, 40↓)
A ISP for those who are too mentally deficient to fucking open Internet Explorer to browse, and instead must surrender its dignity to a company who can automatically load up a half-assed browser after connection. Technically your paying for more ads to be showed in your desktop, because every time you log in, popups flood the screen saying "Pay for AOL 9.0 PREMIUM for some RADICAL shit... DOGG\!". Half of those who attempted to use the signup system quit on their first try, and begin prank calling the AOL tech support.

Disgruntled illiterate user: You fucking asshole\! I didn't pay you guys money just to not set up my service, ASSHOLE\! Tech support: Please calm down sir, please state your inquiry. Disgruntled illiterate user: My inquiry is that your a moron\! Tech support: *hangs up phone* Disgruntled illiterate user: Hello? Hello? FUCK DIS SHIAT\!

22. (AOL) (129↑, 41↓)
AOL is a fucking joke, every now and again you will see this in the Quality Control box... "I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

Dear moron posing as an AOL lawyer: Do you honestly think AOL cares about this dictionary? This site allows people to express free speach, DUH\! To all people who use Urban Dictionary.com: If you see this moron posting the above, then simply say "IT STAYS." Don't let this [fuckwad] bully us out of free speech\!

23. (aol) (143↑, 57↓)
gay service that it crap. Not worth money. Service gives away 1000s of hours that are useless.

"AOL is Gay." "Mommy, AOL Sucks the big one"

Author: Auntie Kweeph http://aol.urbanup.com/719190
24. (AOL) (119↑, 35↓)
absolutely the most lame and useless form of "internet" around. Quite often, people on this isp get booted for no reason, and without warning.

"Oh oh, it's starting to rain outside...you know what that means,don't you? ....that's right, any second now A-O-HELL will boot me off..."

25. (AOL) (96↑, 16↓)
Assholes OnLine. This service sucks ass, and I am so glad that I do not have to use it as an ISP.

AOL sucks dick and enjoys screwing its customers over. It likes this a lot.

Author: The Kentucky Yankee http://aol.urbanup.com/923014
26. (AOL) (96↑, 17↓)
Welcome to Spyware Heaven. AOL is how you screw up your computer in 30 minutes. Just install AOL Instant Messenger and watch the bullshit begin. First you will recieve unwanted Audio ads which use up those MB space of yours. Second of all watch hackers steal your account and fuck you up. Third, AOL is full of spyware. You will never get full connectivity to the internet because AOL spyware is using 35% of it. It's the truth..

AOL was installing spyware (trojan.downloader) so I had to reformat. AOL sucks, I hope it dies\! Woot\!

27. (aol) (133↑, 54↓)
An Internet Service Provider, but also referred to as a language by some people who use other forms of chat. The AOL "language" consists of acronyms such as: lol brb lmao And screen names such as: cuteblondgurl69 cutiecakez69 sk8rd00d6896 lIlAzNbOi69 Practically anthing with 69 somewhere in it And people who use AOL Instant Messenger have profiles such as: kaytie \aol omg lmao sista u r da best bffl lub ya Here's a hint: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND. If we cared, we would ask. But we don't, so we don't need to see it in your profile.

cUtIeBlNd6986848: omg lol. u r so fun-e\!\!1

28. (aol) (113↑, 35↓)
Spyware/Virus filled CD which when you install will take over your computer and tease you with the aspect of getting the internet, to which when you finally get logged on, you will hear the following: "Welcome\!" "You've Got MaiGoodbye" Also a nice coaster or frisbee for your canine companion

horneyblonde69: hey baby\! Wanna chat :) Lonely40yrOlDhick: Hell yea\! What do you want to talk about baby? horneyblonde69: Whatever you want\! Oh, my pants are starting to fall o GOODBYE DAMMIT \>.\<

29. (AOL) (95↑, 22↓)
Unsolicited provider of free coasters and provider of a web browser that actually uses custom compression to fuck your images right up, server side. God Bless a company that thinks it can make a profit by selling to the nïave, uninitiated and hungry for tech support.

In the future all companies that eat up lame customers will be called doing an AOL. Using AOL is exactly the same as buying something from proactive telemarketers.

30. (aol) (83↑, 17↓)
AOL is to the internet as mexican food is to your bowels.

"You've got leprosy, goodbye\!"

31. (AOL) (77↑, 12↓)
1.) The label on all of my coasters 2.) An ISP that requires you use their browser to surf the bit of the web that they want you to see 3.) A spyware propegator (now against the law), which charges you to use its software 4.) The cause of almost 24% of all technical support calls 5.) An ISP that claims to make the internet better, but only adds a front page, and adware, which you must deal with if you wish to be a member 6.) The spring board for many people who should be banned from the internet for blatent stupidity 7.) A company that advertises "A better way to internet," even though the software/ISP that they offer adds nothing whatsoever to the internet at all. It merely adds software to the customer's computer; not even to the aspect of the computer that is inherently a part of the internet 8.) The part after the \@ and before the .com in the email addresses of people who you would not like to spend an evening with 9.) The defining aspect of AOLer, the universal term for a stupid internet user

I'm on AOL. ROXOR\!1

Author: WhatInThe42o http://aol.urbanup.com/869537
32. (AOL) (78↑, 15↓)
Another way of saying "me too". After the fondness of AOL users for this phrase.

"I hate that guy" "AOL"

Author: spud-------- http://aol.urbanup.com/2229148
33. (AOL) (72↑, 10↓)
The worse ISP there is, if you could even call it an ISP. It is the boyband of ISP's i.e. Annoying, gay, used by small children...And yet I'm stuck with it...For now, the free six months is almost up, then I'm moving to a real ISP. Although I must say, AOL version 8.HOE doesn't boot me as much as AOL version 5.HOE used to...

Guy 1: "You have AOL?\!" Guy 2: "Yeah..." Guy 1: "Let us pray for your soul."

34. (AOL) (78↑, 17↓)
[A]merica [O]ff [L]ine [A]sswipes [O]n [L]ine [A][O]HEL[L]

"I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

Author: Hyacinth Bucket http://aol.urbanup.com/997469
35. (AOL) (80↑, 22↓)
A shitty internet service, which I like to refer to as "America Offline," because the shit crashes so much. Thank God I got Comcast. Oh, Tom Warner's a fucking faggot.

"I'm Tom Warner, and I'm a fucking faggot."

36. (aol) (75↑, 17↓)
where many perverts lurk looking for children.

found you\! send me a pic\!

Author: no hay problema http://aol.urbanup.com/533364
37. (aol) (78↑, 22↓)
AOL, so easy to hack, NO WONDER its \#1\!

All the stupid n00b's on AOL have fake HOST names.

38. (AOL) (62↑, 9↓)
1) (n.) A shitty, slow, spammy, laggy, poor customer-serviced, all-around sucky internet connection. Often associated with internet connections that crash excessively for no apparent reason.

Wow, your AOL sucks\!

39. (AOL) (72↑, 19↓)
1.piece of crap 2.something that doesn't work

AOL is crap

Author: Bob Bobberson http://aol.urbanup.com/369874
40. (aol) (64↑, 12↓)
The kind of internet you use if you live in the sticks and can't get cable internet.

I have AOL. It sucks.

41. (AOL) (71↑, 20↓)
A really cool brightly painted and gnarly looking mega turbocharged (and optimized)vehicle with all sorts of bells and whistles, cute buttons, icons on the dashboard, and a talking interface like the Knight Rider car used exclusively for riding on the information highway. It has a top speed of 5 MPH and has shiny plastic training wheels. New and improved training wheels arrive in the mail about every two weeks.

I can't get out of the yard because my AOL training wheels break off when they hit the pavement.

42. (aol) (61↑, 12↓)
America On-Line. An ISP with a poor reputation amongst anyone who uses the internet. The child filters are easily bypassed because kids know more than their parents, the service is slow, the e-mails get flooded with spam and a bunch of other shit. It also likes to boot users off. On the plus side, it has one huge-ass pool of IPs, and kiddies use it, so if you're looking to cause bannable trouble on [gametalk] or grrom children for rape, that is THE isp.

no example.

Author: Gumba Gumba http://aol.urbanup.com/530388
43. (aol) (61↑, 12↓)
It sucks\!
44. (AOL) (60↑, 12↓)
America On-Line. Worst ISP in the universe, both known and unknown. Two cans with string between them will give you a better connection. Dominated by middle aged overweight housewives seeking affairs. Also home to 12 year old girls, and the 20 year old loser men who try to sleep with them. These men often are successful at getting with the jailbait, which just proves once again that our society is sick and needs a multi-megaton nuclear 'cleansing'. I say the sooner, the better.

AOL?? More like GAY-O-L\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Lexicon Master http://aol.urbanup.com/858478
45. (AOL) (52↑, 6↓)
1. America On-Line, one of the first ISP's available for mainstream US. It is not very well liked, and is usually very slow. Put out "free" software through the mail almost monthly for a time, leaving many with useless extra discs. Still around today, AOL is now riddled with problems such as its lack of speed, annoyance of use, and its bad reputation. *NOTE: Not to be confused with AoL, which is short for the second game in the Legend of [Zelda] series, "Adventure of Link" for the NES, which introduced RPG elements (i.e, leveling up) into the series.*

*annoying dial-up noise* You've got mail. *computer crashes*

46. (AOL) (53↑, 8↓)
An ISP that sucks. 'Nuff said.

Whoever invented AOL should be drug out into the street and shot.

47. (aol) (57↑, 13↓)
The gayest software ever where only a complete nimrod would work for and a dumber one would represent in court. I once used the aol disk to wipe my ass when I ran out of toliet paper and cut myself, perhaps I should sue. The only use of AOL is for people who need a coffee coaster.

Someone wrote A user said this is hateful: "I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..." AWWWW FUCK YOU CUNT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! AOL SUCKS, if you want someone to stop bashing it, FIX IT YOU RETARDS instead of hiring queef noise ass clowns to write shit like that on a cool ass website like this. Now I got to go and cornhole an AOL attorney.

48. (AOL) (44↑, 4↓)
The dial-up internet provider that NEVER lets you cancel your membership. Many people I know have tried to cancel their membership with no success.

me: I would like to cancel my AOL membership. AOL rep: (After a long conversation)But we'll give you 2 free months free. me: All I want to do is cancel my membership. I don't need it anymore, I have cable modem now. AOL rep: But AOL is the best blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... me: Please stop trying to get me to not cancel I already told you I don't want or need AOL any more. AOL rep: But we have superior anti-virus software blah blah blah blah bah blah blah blah blah blah blah... me: You are getting on my nerves and wasting my time. AOL rep: But 2 free months blah blah blah blah blah blah... me: fine whatever (I hang up after a lengthy conversation and at this point AOL has ruined my day and I'm pissed off) I uninstalled AOL from my computer, and had to call my credit card company to report my card lost so I could get out of my AOL membership. I travel a lot, which is why I used AOL to begin with. Fortunately most hotels have high speed wireless internet access now.

49. (AOL) (46↑, 6↓)
AOL is a virus, that, when installed into your computer, takes over and renders it useless\!

AOL is a virus, that, when installed into your computer takes over and renders it useless\! I got a worthless AOL disc in the mail and installed it on to my computer. Now my computer is worth less than the AOL disc\!

50. (AOL) (46↑, 8↓)
Fascist "ISP" who fortunately stopped calling themselves "number one", but still pretends that they're reinventing the Internet AND annoys people with CDs in the mail every day. On top of that, dial-up connections are MUCH slower than the already slow 56K.

Look, if I wanted AOL, I'd order a CD. I don't need you to remind me that you still haven't gone to hell.

Author: Intelligence: The Anti-N00b http://aol.urbanup.com/884741
51. (aol) (48↑, 12↓)
Lagging newbie hackers favorite ISP.

When I ping the IP that just tried ICMP my computer look what I get\! ping ACB562XX.ipt.aol.com Pinging ACB5621A.ipt.aol.com [172.181.98.XX] with 32 bytes of data: Request timed out. Request timed out. Request timed out. Request timed out. Ping statistics for 172.181.98.26: Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 0, Lost = 4 (100% loss), Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds: Minimum = 0ms, Maximum = 0ms, Average = 0ms

52. (aol) (38↑, 4↓)
An incredibly slow, expensive spyware adding, CPU killing piece of shit piece of software. It acts like a virus in that it has several processes that restart each other when you manually try to remove them, it sticks itself to your registry making it nearly impossible to fully remove it. The message boards and [AIM] users are 99% [fucktards]. when you uninstall it, it leaves more spyware and adware. The "so called" top of the line spam filter only blocks the email you want, not the actual spam that will ALWAYS get through. While this piece of [shitware] does have a better looking, that fails to make up for the fact that AOL blows. If you are on AOL, change now. ANYTHING out there is better. I guarantee it. Even the biggest internet [noobs] shoulnt use AOL, because it kills your computer. And if you do decide to leave, they will ty to give you useless offers and dotn take no for an answer.

people who use AOL just got thier comp [owned] AOL and all who made it should go fuck themselves. "Oh look, another AOL cd, i guess i have another coaster"

53. (AOL) (39↑, 6↓)
1) America On-Line.. The associate of McDonald's plan to take over the world. They make stupid [aol disk]s that you get in the mail. BEWARE THE DISKS HAVE MIND CONTROL POWERS\! The disks are also wastes of the valuable non-renewable resources that it took to forge them in the fires of DOOOOM.\!\!\!\!\! AOL also promotes racism and other subjects of inequality and such. AOL should be banned by human beings. Think about it. They call it America On-Line --'America'--.. PFFT\! What\! Are they trying to pull Guatemala and Cuba, and Canada into this AOL mafia? SAVE THE WORLD FELLOW BEINGS\! STOP AOL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE\!\!\!\!\! 2) May-O-El-Disk kind of sounds like Cinco-De-(El)-May-O if you say it a little different... (Another piece of evidence that prooves AOL is trying to put their evil dirty work into South American countries, and even CANADA\!)

1) SAVE the ENVIRONMENT\! STOP the DISKS\! BOYCOTT AOL\! \!\!111 2) Arrrriiiibaaaaaa\!\!\!\!\!\!\! EH?

54. (aol) (36↑, 3↓)
Spam server of the year 1980+\!

Remember:AOL never request your Personal Information or Billing Information, So whats your Credit card number and adress?

55. (aol) (43↑, 10↓)
1. A crappy Internet program developed for use by people who have little or no knowledge about real browsers 2. Impatient people who don't want to understand how computers work or make any effort what-so-ever to learn, install this program for AOL's so-called "conveniences"

AOL Voice: "You've got mail\!" ||email:]]9f3j advertiser advertiser win 200 bucks free car sweepstakes free cd " " " " "

56. (AOL) (35↑, 3↓)
Almost On Line It's so fun to get these free disks in tin boxes. It serves many purposes. 1. You can use the disks as (but not limited to) frisbees, ornaments, anger management, and food. 2. The tin boxes can be all of the above mentioned and also pet cages.

Radio Talk Show Host (RTSH): Hello, Mike? Mike (M): Hey. I have a problem with my internet. RTSH: Well Mike, what type of internet do you have? M: AOL... RTSH: AHA\! I think I've already found your problem\! M: REALLY\!? RTSH: Yep, didn't you know AOL stands for Almost On Line? You gotta use the real stuff man. (This was an actual conversation on a radio talk show station in Arizona, USA)

57. (AOL) (36↑, 7↓)
The online paradise for pedophiles.

40 year old guy: I love AOL... love talking to the young boys. Or girls.. doesn't matter to me just as long as they're below 12.

58. (aol) (30↑, 1↓)
the virus that connects one to the internet

*screetching dial-up noise, then sudden reboot and your pc locks up*

59. (aol) (44↑, 15↓)
most fucked up shit ever created\! god wouldn't aprove of this shit\! internet co.

this shit sucks

60. (AOL) (32↑, 3↓)
Exclamation: resigned to complete failure.

It doesn't work. AOL

61. (AOL) (34↑, 6↓)
the slowest thing i've ever seen next to watching a snail move. hell, a snail is even faster than a 56K server\!\! stupid idiots think having AOL is best even though they crash every 5 minutes. *haahhahahaha DSL rules\!\!* and wats this about AOL broadband? fast but cost a few couple of bucks. the free discus can save u quite a few bucks...

dude 1-COOL\! I HAVE ANOTHER AOL DISC TO MY COLLECTION\! woohoo\! now i can use AOL and never pay\! weeee\!

62. (AOL) (32↑, 4↓)
a super expensive internet system. it cheats you to saying that its great when you can get Netzero for $10 instead of AOL's $35.

Netzero $9.95, AOL $29.99 a month...

63. (aol) (37↑, 10↓)
Army of Lamers

I was interested in using AOL, but then I talked to the Army of Lamers, disguised as customer service..

64. (AOL) (34↑, 8↓)
The choice of morons and sucm everywhare

i can't tie my own shoes but i can use aol

65. (aol) (34↑, 8↓)
AOL stopped sending me thin circular flying objects. demo discs only last 1 flight, yet are fun.

AOL flys in the sky, and hits the ground. really hard.

66. (AOL) (28↑, 3↓)
AOL: America Online - It's worth about as much as the twist ties that come with you 90 cent value pack of garbage bags. AOL: Garbage AOL: The sharp edge on a newley opened can lid. AOL: The fish guts that have been on your door step since last august. AOL: The bag of chips that take forever to open AOL: Your uncles wooden LAG AOL: An acronym often used in boot camps to make kids behave

Husband: "Hey Honey\! A new AOL CD just came in the mail\!" Wife: "Does it have anthrax on it?" Husband: "I Don't think so" Wife: "Throw it in that big pile where our pool used to be with the rest of the minature frisbies"

Author: Sean Connery http://aol.urbanup.com/1197100
67. (AOL) (30↑, 6↓)
The only internet company that tries to convince it's users that going faster is "dangerous"

I "go fast" and I've never gottan a virus. Suck on that, AOL.

Author: You want to know who wrote this that badly? http://aol.urbanup.com/1627522
68. (AOL) (26↑, 3↓)
An internet service provider that feeds off the weak and ill-informed. Started in the early 1990s, this ISP grew exponentially with the birth of internet communication and commerce. Holding free-release patents to such technologies as instant messaging and spam filters, America Online, at the very least, is responsible for the internet as we see it today. However, there is a dark side. AOL sports more popup adds and spam than you can shake a stick at and lacks any domestic technical support. Ironically, the only facilities AOL houses in the United States of America are Cancellation Call Centers and Subscription Ques. I would venture to guess that this is a tactic to lull potential customers and saved customers into a false sense of security.

Call centers for cancellation exist in Oklahoma City, Albuquerque, Florida, Utah, Toronto, and Virginia. If you care to visit one of these fine establishments, make sure to bring an armored tank or helicopter gunship because those Call Centers are guarded like Fort Knox.

Author: The Majestik Moose http://aol.urbanup.com/1369404
69. (AOL) (24↑, 1↓)
AOL is a virus, that, when installed into your computer takes over and renders it useless\!

I got worthless AOL disc in the mail and installed into my computer. Now my computer is worth less than the AOL disc\!

70. (aol) (27↑, 4↓)
America Off Line, the only way Time-Warner was able to lose $98 Billion.
71. (aol) (28↑, 6↓)
Shittiest [ISP] ever. Their software completely fucks up your hard drive/operating system, and their internet service is very, very slow. Also, they LOVE to cram your mail box full of their crappy trial CDs (which can be used for coasters, so yes, they are good for something\!)

AOL keeps giving me free coasters\! WOOT\!

Author: SuperSonicX http://aol.urbanup.com/1448663
72. (aol) (30↑, 8↓)
i know there are bear entrys about aol but i need 2 contribute to the downfall of the idoits which spawned this abonination and the people who use it-retards/teacher (why do i have a / inbetween?) SMALLSCREEN SLOW DISCONNECTS SLOW THINKS IT KNOWS BEST DISCONNECTS

aol user "lets use the email" "i think i will reply to this email a few times to make sure it is sent, the cogs might be brocken in the computer machine" "hurray, the aol has barred %99 of all websites, now only a swedish garding website picture is left" "i think i want to come off the computer now, oh, the aol read my mind, technology eh, i think ill destroy the computer just to make sure though, dont want my melvin catching a computer virus" "i wander if anyone else has a computer machine?" "i think ill have some gay sex now" "i think ill go to a protest about some country"

Author: ][D ][ ][\\/][ ][D ][ ][\\][ http://aol.urbanup.com/467372
73. (aol) (38↑, 15↓)
America online

A Crappy isp

74. (AOL) (36↑, 16↓)
AOL = After Orgasm Look

Kirby: You look sleepy. Benj: No, it's just my AOL.

75. (AOL) (22↑, 1↓)
World's most popular [ISP]. Also world's easiest to [hack] ISP. And buggers up your [PC] if u ever try to uninstall it. It's also a huge bulky peice of crap that eats RAM for breakfast (You have to open its own interface to connect). Good thing is u can easily get free months & special offers by telling them u want to cancel ur account\!

I use AOL coz im a [n00b] and I dont even know what IPS stands for and Connie only charges 60p a minute for [oral sex].

76. (aol) (28↑, 7↓)
This is for the lawyer attempting to sue urbanDictionary for his what ever reasons he has... "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances." -- The First Amendment (Part of the U.S. Bill of Rights -- Collect the whole set\!)

Need I say more.......?

77. (AOL) (22↑, 1↓)
One shitty internet provider, and actually charge MORE than a provider worth getting. They made 9.0 with "extra features" available, because they are so broke they have to do anything to make a buck.

AOL absolutely sucks.

Author: Psych Ward Employee http://aol.urbanup.com/976765
78. (AOL) (22↑, 1↓)
stands for America On the Line worst ISP ever existed, they wanna know all ur privacy

OMFG, u use AOL?, u stupid dumb fuck\! a nub ISP

79. (AOL) (26↑, 5↓)
The crappiest ISP in the universe. Mostly used by old folks, retarded kids, and others who are just too stupid to get a real ISP.

You use AOL? BWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA\!

80. (AOL) (28↑, 7↓)
The lamest ISP ever created, crashes all the time, and has the most annoying representive mascot thing, "Connie" Yeah, damn right its a CONnie, also tend to send you discs every other week, which can be easily snapped and made into a mass murdering knife thing, therefore provoking violence.

Mum did not create AOL

81. (aol) (27↑, 6↓)
Assholes On Line

AOL is like the McDonald's of internet...shitty service for a product that's way overpriced.

Author: Asshole On Line http://aol.urbanup.com/239542
82. (aol) (24↑, 4↓)
1. ISP for people with learning difficulties. 2. Manufacturer of free table coasters.

The village idiot soon got the hang of AOL.

83. (aol) (28↑, 9↓)
better know to me as aohell. It's a horrible service which drags it's ass more than nerv does. It boots me every 2 hours on the mark, and gives me fun spywear to deal with all the time. It is also completly uncompatable w/ windows XP.. so they fight as if aohell is the dragons of earth and windows xp is the dragons of heaven. And during there fights my poor compy transcends into no gayden goku hell, and waits till the barrier falls or the dragon of earth is banished into the castle of uranus.

OMFG...my compys dying..stop it AOHELL\! STOP\!\!

Author: Shankie Bear http://aol.urbanup.com/962256
84. (AOL) (24↑, 5↓)
An Isp that never had any quality and still doesnt have any quality built into it. Tends to be used by people that know nothing about computers, but they think using AOL makes them computer literate. The cd spamming of their product they do through the mail is a whole different story. They make great coasters, and are often addressed to dead relatives.

Thats the 12th AOL cd addressed to my dead great grandmother.

85. (aol) (26↑, 7↓)
A piece of shit that is constantly going down like a 2 dollar whore

Whi needs sex the way AOL goes down on me-Bill Gates

86. (aol) (25↑, 7↓)
Also known as "AOHELL". AOL is one of the shit companies that is to blame for the unemployment in the United States, because they hire people in India for tech support - therefore adding to the reasons why psuedo-intellect [poser]s who think they are [punk] bash President George W. Bush and his administration. Also, it's the kind of company that will cancel the account of one of its users of 10 years because their online method of paying fucked up. Oh yeah, and their High Speed internet is disgustingly slow compared to the other, cheaper, and more convenient internet providers out there.

Wow, you haven't cancelled your AOL account yet and replaced it with Comcast High Speed? Aw man, sucks for you.

Author: Sam Pinto, fucker\<3 http://aol.urbanup.com/1405519
87. (AOL) (20↑, 2↓)
AOL stands for "Abhoringly Obtuse Lagging" and is used to define a cetain Internet provider, which is re-God Damn-diculously lame

"awwwww, my computer must be AOL-ing, damnit, should have gotten DSL"

88. (AOL) (33↑, 16↓)
Abreviation for the internet service "America Online". Anyone that lives in the United States,Thousand Islands or Puerto Rico have options to use it. Currently,theres AOL Dial-Up,AOL Broadband,Road Runner and AOL DSL. AOL is also owned by the cable company "Time Warner Digital Cable".

AOL is an expensive ISP if you use broadband.

89. (aol) (19↑, 2↓)
The only Computer Crasher you pay for\!\!

The old AOL floppy disks were good to erase and put my own stuff on\! I never had to buy floppies :D

90. (Aol) (20↑, 3↓)
AOL - Any old lies aol lie so damn much - your service is getting even better\! TRANSLATION OF THE ABOVE: we will send you more cds your connection will cut out we will send you some more cds welcome to aol....goodbye we will spam you more more cds anyone? here, have a nice slice of spyware to go with your coffee.

welcome to AO-goodbye

91. (AOL) (21↑, 5↓)
An ISP which people who have no clue about computers get and then think they are the coolest people around. Very few people like AOL. Also a company that likes to spam inboxes and mailboxes with ads and trial cds. Most definitions said below this definition are true.

This "lawyer" is most likely just some lonley person who is obssesed with AOL. You can't sue free speech.

92. (aol) (24↑, 8↓)
The only place were a instant message takes 5seconds to send.

Ok the Bomb will hit us in 5seconds you better press the esc. button and abort it.

93. (aol) (20↑, 4↓)
1) Equivalent to Hell. 2) Laggy Piece of shit.

1) AOL = [A]merica [O]n hel[L] 2) AOL = America On Lag

94. (AOL) (22↑, 7↓)
O.K. so you pay about £25 for AOL's 'fastest' version of broadband yet and then you find its still FUCKING dial-up. And it still has the cheek to tell you about Big fucking Brother on you're 'home' page that you can only minimize and not close. We had to get a new computer because the last one got filled with viruses from AOL. Now this one keeps crashing\!\!\!\!

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH. AOL FUCK OFF AND DIE.

95. (AOL) (18↑, 3↓)
AOL sucks ass only the messenger is okay but the ISP is a load of crap. There stupid AOL 9.0 is crap and all bullshit what they say. Get Earthlink, Netzero, Verizon, just anything but AOL. and they dont even let you use proxy servers and when you re-dial everytime on the internet you get a different IP. AOL blows and is slow as hell. And there email shit sucks too, they say 100% free of spam or whatever they say and you get 95% of spam in your inbox 24/7 aol sucks ass.

fuck AOL they dont even know what spam is.

96. (AOL) (31↑, 17↓)
America Online. One of the largest and most popular internet service providers, simply owing to the advertising barrage they've committed to since the [September That Never Ended] started. They have a reputation for having bad customer service, even worse users, and downright horrible connection lag on their dialup, complete with a proprietary [bloatiferous] client. Those that want off have a hard time getting off due to the fact that they won't forward your email.

From a commercial: "A friend of mine told me I should try America Online. 'Why?' I asked. 'I already have a computer\!'"

97. (aol) (22↑, 7↓)
abbr. America On [Ludes]

Fucking aol, I feel like I'm walking in fucking molasses and my head is caught in a vice. I can't do shit. I'm a putz for even considering this. Why did God handicap me this horrible way.

Author: jimmy ivory http://aol.urbanup.com/591730
98. (AOL) (27↑, 13↓)
The spawn of the Devil. See also: [Satan]

Every geek in the world knows that AOL is the spawn of the devil.

Author: molecule802.11 http://aol.urbanup.com/3873069
99. (AOL) (33↑, 19↓)
the best ISP ever. you people are stupid.

i'm totally kidding. that AOL crap had so much spyware. and once we switched to a different ISP we had so much junk e-mails from them and stuff like pop-ups to get us to re-subscribe that we had to buy a new computer.

100. (AOL) (19↑, 5↓)
Stands for American Online, the crappiest internet service ever created in the history of the world. Supposedly corupts your hard-drive so you can using nothing BUT AOL

Mom look\! its aol\! 8mom pulls out .44 Magnum, shoots disc out of boys hand* Mom in clint eastwood voice-so aol...is it five or six bullets? feeling lucky...punk?

Author: Mustache Man http://aol.urbanup.com/1093934
101. (AOL) (18↑, 5↓)
The shittiest fucking ISP ever to come to existance. Their customer service reps are the biggest bunch of shit-eating, monkey fucking, motherfuckers ever\! Didnt thewy get sued by Warner Bros. For Copyright Infringement?

You Got Mail? Please\! It should say "You got more spam, dickhead"

102. (AOL) (13↑, 1↓)
The biggest piece of shit you could ever put on your computer. AOL or America OnLine is the worlds biggest ISP and when you install their nung brain software, it hijacks your computer, and you have the devils own job of trying to remove it unless you scrub your hard drive and start again\!

DO NOT put AOL on your computer, it is written by the same people that write viruses\!

103. (AOL) (16↑, 4↓)
The most horrid internet provider in the known universe. Now makes makes equally shitty computers.

People who use AOL need to be casterated.

104. (AOL) (17↑, 5↓)
An Internet Service Provider that most think is not good. There are many definitions on this website that negatively reflect it. It is alright for the users who are very computer illiterate but for the rest, it is horrible. There is a lawyer apparently representing AOL that is going to sue urban dictionary for all the "hateful" statements. I have put what they have said in the example.

A user said this is hateful: "I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..." see also. [AOHell], [aol]

Author: the anarchist http://aol.urbanup.com/896232
105. (aol) (18↑, 7↓)
A very large, virtual prison used to keep the true majority of the nets n00b's saftly away from real users.

God Bless you AOL\! Your thougtless self-sacrafice has spared me many a Troll and Flamer. Now all you need to do is just STOP LETTING YOUR USERS ON THE NET. They won't know the difference anyways.

106. (aol) (15↑, 4↓)
1)Some big internet company in America that wants ur MONEY\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 2)Some big internet company in America that keeps mailing u free discs to try their internet.

1.Damn i got another aol cd...hmm hey boy u wanna play frisbee? 2.Why the fuck am I getting aol cd's in Canada?

107. (AOL) (12↑, 2↓)
AOL, or America Online. A very friendly virus that destorys your computer without you even realizing it. Masked as an ISP with chatrooms, e-mail, Instant Messenger, etc. Will completely destroy your computer within a matter of years if left to do it's business. Will also corrupt and drain your mind of all rational thoughts. Classified as Dangerous.

First week: man, AOL is so awesome. Second Month: man, AOL is so awesome second year: uhhhh. U AOL, me... me. Rawrrrrr\!\!

Author: idioticidioms http://aol.urbanup.com/3016675
108. (AOL) (16↑, 6↓)
Company that makes and gives out cheap frisbees. You receive them in the mail constantly, and as you realize when you look outside and see your neighbors tossing 'em around, so does everyone else. Have a strange, vast -- possibly-infinite -- supply of frisbees. Some rumors have it that the company went out of business in the 1790s, or perhaps after the War of 1812, and ever since have been dishing out their frisbees wherever possible: at gas-stations, malls, theaters, and, most commonly, in your own mail-box. A strange defect was quickly found in the frisbees: if laid atop one another for too long (aka, stacked -- their most common appearance), they become glued together over time. This is where one can easily convert said frisbees into make-shift coasters and lay their soft-drinks on.

"Hey Bob, I got twenty-three frisbees today\!" "Wow, that's almost close to the record of a hundred-and-seventy-five\!" "Yeah\! Too bad half of them are stuck together, though." "Wait, you don't know about the coaster-trick?" "The coaster trick?" "Yeah, you put the frisbees on your desk and then put your drink on 'em." "Wow, I never knew that\!" "The more you know, huh." "Hey, Bob... I'm having a BBQ tomorrow, and..." "I'm sure the family would love to\!" "Great\! I'll call you tomorrow\!" "Great\!" As you can see, AOL also brings the community together.

109. (aol) (13↑, 3↓)
Sues spam companies while sending out bulk CDs the next day. Pedo heaven.

AOL: OMGIMILLITERATE6969: OMGHI2U wanna chat\!? Stud6969: 65/M/FL OMGIMILLITERATE6969: 11/M/FL Stud6969: cool wuts up?

Author: RubMe3Times http://aol.urbanup.com/1461555
110. (AOL) (22↑, 12↓)
I fucking hate aol\! THEY ARE BITCHES I HATE THEM\!\! when i had it i thought it was the best ISP ever until it crashed all the time and slowed down my computer. it takes like 2 minutes just to connect. and they added so many shitty spyware to my computer that they fucking broke the DNS. i couldn't be online for like 20 days trying to figure out what was wrong i tried canceling my account but they still charged me like $60 bucks, instead of $23\! and they said if you cancel in less then 50 days you wont be charged. they do anything they can to make you stay with them as your ISP. they even beg if you want a netscape as your new ISP(which is another internet service made by AOL) they are total liars

i hope the people who work at AOL live terrible lives cause they deserve it for working for a shitty company that wants your money

Author: AOL will go to hell http://aol.urbanup.com/1349277
111. (AOL) (21↑, 11↓)
Androgynous Online Losers

Out of bitter despair, Ray created a whole new way for America to salute their "favorite" internet provider...

Author: Seymour Johnson http://aol.urbanup.com/1303217
112. (aol) (19↑, 9↓)
complete bullshit........need i say more

aol sucks mega ass yet their one of the most popular internetnet providers.and that means people are complete dumbasses

Author: LP halodrummer http://aol.urbanup.com/1229338
113. (AOL) (17↑, 7↓)
Unreliable, bulky, slow, stupid, spyware admitting, self centered virus disguised as an ISP that is own3d by Firefox with a DSL line.

me: This Sucks\! i'm getting a third party DSL line and firefox aol [fuckwad]: We have aol for broadband, it would work with dsl me: but you dont take it in the ass from Firefox, Faggot\! aol fuckwad: but we only cost and arm and a leg\! me: what part of "fuck off and die you stupid piece of shit" dont you understand\!

114. (AOL) (20↑, 10↓)
If you want a shittier internet, come to America Offline.

Me hearing commercial: If you want a better internet, come to America Online. Me speaking aloud: America Offline is the shittiest\! It should be for Mac users.

115. (AOL) (20↑, 10↓)
AOL SUCKS THE BIG FAT HAIRY COCK BOTTOM LINE, aol lawyers alos suck big fat hairy cocks, in fact there all cock smokers

kid: hey i heard sum1 sucked ur aol fat kid: yeh my aol is hairy kid: im gona shove my hairy aol down ur mums throat

Author: michael's dad http://aol.urbanup.com/1064664
116. (AOL) (13↑, 3↓)
virus' going up every hour, lots of spyware and a hacking software in a evil software which was made to screw peoples system up and AOL has recently been pretending to be a ISP provider

'boy that women on AOL must be tired of saying 'Good-bye' every 2 seconds.

117. (AOL) (17↑, 7↓)
When discussing what is wrong with the internet, this is where you begin.

Do yourself a favor and go download a real web browser like Oprah or Mozilla.

118. (aol) (22↑, 12↓)
a haven for newbies whose vocabulary weapon of choice is lol\!\!\!\!11 and pedophiles. Hates cable modems with a passion because they see their phone bill kickbacks going down the drain.

Child molestors and kiddie porn collectors use AOL 'cause they don't know any better.

119. (aol) (16↑, 6↓)
Where all Elite H4x0r5's come to congregate and discuss plans of world domination through massive packet flodding through 56k modems ...

Welcome to AOL. You've got mail...I hope you didn't invest in this company...

120. (AOL) (10↑, 2↓)
AOL: So easy to hack. No wonder it's number 1\!

Dear Member, America Online has been notified of a Terms of Service (TOS) violation ::edit:: blah blah blah ::edit:: On 05/04/05 02:24:34 IXI ***** IXI screen name violated the TOS in the ******* chat room. The following is an excerpt from the chat room discussion: IXI ***** IXI: I FUCKING HATE AOL\!

121. (AOL) (10↑, 3↓)
An awful ISP that ruins everything it touches. Only douchebags and losers use it. AOL provides the worst service possible. I know somone that actually still uses AOL. He tries to commit suicide daily, but we always catch him in the act. Damn you AOL\! Your shitty service is going to cost us an aquaintance\!

Me: Man, you hear about Joe? Steve: No, what happened? Me: His AOL kicked him off for the fifth time this hour, so he slit his wrists. He'll be ok, but we've got to get him onto a more reliable service. Steve: I've got some old Prodigy disks at home; will that work? Me: Hmm... a 14 year old dead ISP provider vs AOL. Yeah, Prodigy wins.

122. (AOL) (9↑, 2↓)
the shittiest disgrace of an internet you can buy. it is so slow you can go make a sandwhich, pee, and prob have sex before the webpage opens =P the only way to get it too be slightly fast is to have aol PLUS some cable thing. but why pay $30 a month so people can make fun of you becuz you have aol? aol is so desperate that they send you a disk like every week practically begging you to join. well aol can kiss my ass =P thanks for all the free dog toys you've given me these past years =)

my doggie luna luvs to chew on aol disks. it warms my heart seeing her so happy =)

123. (aol) (10↑, 3↓)
A clunky ISP whose message boards and chat rooms are infested with the most loathsome, illiterate, ignorant, brain-damaged, psychotic, neanderthalic, arrogant, petulant, knuckle-dragging, degenerate, gutter-dwelling, putrid, grotesque, macho blowhard, bible-thumping, unbelievably racist protohumanoid filth that ever crawled out of a toilet bowl in a gas station men's room somewhere. The only reason I still have AOL is to continue my sociological studies of AOL's cancerous abominations that crawl out from under their rocks to post there. It's an internet hive for the absolute scum of American society.

My current theory is that every one of the Aint-It-Cool-News inbreds are AOL members; the shitheaded mentality is identical even down to the same style of illiteracy.

124. (AOL) (10↑, 3↓)
1. The suckiest internet provider in the world. AOL will never give you highspeed internet, even you you paid them to (which you do.) 2. The most costly, yet slowest, internet provider on earth.

Example 1: AOL internet sucks my hairy, tick-infested, monkey balls. Example 2: If AOL went any slower, it would being going backwards. (which I think, now, it actually is\!)

Author: Howard Steintenbrooker http://aol.urbanup.com/2009476
125. (AOL) (10↑, 3↓)
Anarchy On Line I had this for about a year, the worst year online of my life. Never get it, takes about 3 and a half hours to dial up and when u finally get online you get disconnected within about half a minute. Also see [Annoying] [Irritating]

Jim:Hey bob I actually loaded [MSN] homepage up the other dayon AOL\! Bob: [OMFG]

126. (AOL) (13↑, 6↓)
a virus which poor assholes use because they are god damn idiots which have no life, also called AOS America on SHIT\!\!\!
127. (aol) (13↑, 6↓)
An ISP ruled by a "remote host" that kicks you off roughly every hour. The message boards are 95% ignorance, and the built-in AIM interface is STILL worst than AIM. At least the browser is beter than IE.

I am still paying $20 a month for 56K AOL.

128. (aol) (10↑, 3↓)
An ISP that many new people to the internet use. (see Newbies or Noobs)also used by people who try to be cool. (see l337)but never the less a horrible slow and unreliable isp.

"d00d, i wanna nuke this aol ip. that n00b must be ghey"

129. (aol) (7↑, 1↓)
A waste of money, unless you enjoy having shit travel across your phone line onto your computer.

dude 1: whoa, man. There's shit on my computer screen\! dude 2: nah, that's AOL in all it's purest form AOL lawyer: I'm going to throw a fist full of my turds at you\!\!\!1

130. (aol) (11↑, 5↓)
an ISP. you still get barraged by ads, banners and adware even though you have to pay 30$ a month for the service. shows how stupid america is because they are the biggest ISP.

America: is earthlink good? i'm thinking about switching to it.

131. (aol) (7↑, 1↓)
someone who attends highschool online

did u go out with aol last night? no he had finals on yahoo.

132. (AOL) (10↑, 4↓)
Autocratic Oppressive Lurer

"My Boss is an AOL" "AOL hides its true meaning, it isn't America On Line, its Autocratic Oppressive Lurer"

133. (aol) (15↑, 9↓)
"WAS" a good concept for an ISP, but now a days it's not the best of choice.

Just Say no.....

134. (aol) (13↑, 7↓)
AOL (short for Anonymous Online Losers) is an internet service providor (ISP) for people who can't handle the real internet and want everything easy and served to them on a friggin platter. Morons.

Chat Room Scenario Person 1: I have AOL and omfg it's the best\!\!\!1 Person 2: Go to hell, n00b. Person 3: *dies of laughing at the AOL shithead*

135. (aol) (13↑, 7↓)
AOL = America Online the slowest internet crap ever.

AOL sucks.

136. (aol) (12↑, 6↓)
worst internet provider- EVER, despite cool icons n such.. also see.. [ISP],[crap], [waste of space]

AOL sucks. AOL is crap. AOL is too slow

137. (AOL) (6↑, 1↓)
America Online, one of the most well-known Internet Service Providers (ISPs) with email, chat, and entertainment services, that became unpopular due to bad customer service and policies.

What is your ISP? Mine is AOL.

Author: jennieblue22 http://aol.urbanup.com/3885328
138. (AOL) (9↑, 4↓)
The greatest new thing around 199x to 2002 until everyone discovered DSL and Cable became cheaper. AOL dialup is extremely bad, I always got disconnected, the program is so cluttered, they are annoying, their antivirus stuff are annoying, the staff is annoying. I wanted to cancel my membership and wouldn't even let me, instead they ask me questions and then giving me another free month. I just want to freaking leave\!

Me: Hi I would like to remove my account. AOL Personnel: Was there something wrong with our service? We would be happy to provide you another free month of AOL. Me: No, I just don't find the need to use it. AOL Personnel: In fact we have many offers to give out for free. Our software helps protect your web browsing experience and your computer from unknown viruses and malware. Me: I understand that, but I just don't want to use AOL anymore, I found something different. AOL Personnel: Would you like us to join your new internet provider with our software? We are able to partner up with many internet providers. Me: No, I would just like to leave, thank you. AOL Personnel: Are you sure? Because-- Me: *Hangs up*

Author: Underwater Ruins http://aol.urbanup.com/3173661
139. (aol) (8↑, 3↓)
What I used to have until I discovered something else. It's also very annoying and very sturbon at times..ahem actually all the time. It takes like 10 minutes to load once you use it 5 months non-stop. Infact, after my expirence on aol..i think I'd rather eat brussel sprouts. Better than going over the whole payment phase. Example not meant to be funny =P and that guy is a monotone

AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure\! ( 5 and half months later) AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure... (5 and half months later) AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure..it's... (5 months later) AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Yeah. No problem.. (2 months later) AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: OH MY GOD\! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE *BRINGS OUT A GUN AND TURNS IT ON HER-SELF..ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A LOUD BANG* AOL PERSON: Eeeer...Ma'am SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sorry I just had to kill AOL (Assistant called Alyson O. Lincoln lies motionless on the floor)

Author: I-REALLYHateAOL http://aol.urbanup.com/2700121
140. (aol) (6↑, 1↓)
An ISP that, based on it's notoriously bad reputation, has become synonymous with clueless or ignorant internet users.

"You still use AOL? Dude, my grandma uses AOL." "I didn't know AOL still existed."

141. (AOL) (15↑, 10↓)
A shitty company with poor service and high prices. Trying to dominate broadband where good ISP's (Comcast & others) already exist. A company run by jews.

Hi I'm a jew, I like yarmulkes, money, screwing over others, and being an AOL executive\!

Author: urban assassin http://aol.urbanup.com/1493659
142. (AOL) (5↑, 1↓)
Another reason why the internet is full of fail.

Welcome to AOL have fun doing less than you could do on IE.

Author: TheTruthOfAnonymous http://aol.urbanup.com/4340303
143. (AOL) (7↑, 3↓)
This is the worst shit CD you can recive in a Cereal box and in your mail

Guy 1: Omfg i got a AOL CD, it says "190423991 free hour" Guy 2: damn dude, again anotehr fuking AOL CD in your fuking cereal box? shit\!

144. (AOL) (11↑, 7↓)
Likes massive penis. Also: Assholes Online.

But not funny assholes. d00shes.

145. (AOL) (4↑, 1↓)
AOL (America Online)- Army Of Lamers

AOL is constantly extending the sphere of influence.

Author: cyberdreams http://aol.urbanup.com/5116306
146. (aol) (4↑, 1↓)
The worst internet ISP ever. It gives 1000 hours of service to load up the home page.

aol

147. (aol) (7↑, 4↓)
A band that gives out free music on cd's in stores like target. Very nice except ive never gotten one of the cd's to play through my car on the way home...or in my player at home... hmmm.

Mom: Hey did you get aol's new cd? Me: Yea it looks cool but i cant get it to play. Mom: Yea none of my 56,000,000 do either...weird. Me: Yea.

Author: Josh Howards http://aol.urbanup.com/2837354
148. (AOL) (2↑, 0↓)
What my family thinks is a piece of gold but a piece of shit cuz you can't go on Google or yahoo owned sites. I can't check my fucking email on it or look some thing up on yahoo and google. It's a narcicist brat

"Dad can you unlock yahoo.com so I can check my email" "Dad I need to get to the login page unlocked." Dad\! I can't get to my inbox\!" "Da-" just go on later I am tired of you whining\! Go use one of your own browsers. God dammit" "But they aren't working. You know it takes exetremes to get me to use damn AOL" ( my interpertition of earlier conversation)

149. (aol) (0↑, 0↓)
awww out loud

aol that is sooooo cute\!\!

Author: whitetailang http://aol.urbanup.com/6117062
150. (aol) (7↑, 7↓)
a company that provides internet access too people for $24.00 a mmonth.

im going to get the over priced internet service, aol.

Author: evil lil shit http://aol.urbanup.com/1774521
151. (AOL) (1↑, 3↓)
acronym for Atrophied Otter Lips. thin, dry, weak lips inappropriate for fellatio. antonym: DSL, dick-sucking lips.

After my ex's crappy AOL, I was blown away by the DSL of the hottie I met at the bar last night.

152. (aol) (2↑, 4↓)
Awh'd out loud

He told me that he loved me and I aol.

Author: Your_fav_nightmare\! http://aol.urbanup.com/4153731
153. (AOL) (2↑, 4↓)
An internet service provider, AOL is an acronym for Always OffLine. If you use AOL do not even think of playing any MMORPG's, you will quickly become hated by your guildmates for wipes caused by disconnections. Also don't try to download or watch videos as will lead to much hairloss whilst waiting for it to load at AOL's amazingly slow download speeds. Also don't even think of trying to check the news before work, you will be frustrated due to disconnects at every available opportunity and if you do proceed to finish reading the news will prob be fired for being 2 hrs late. All in all a pitiful excuse of an isp that i would not recommend to my worst enemy. Possibly the best dial-up simulator on the UK broadband market

As there was nothing on tv and was late i decided to try and find something amusing on youtube, unfortunately AOL had other ideas.

Author: godmodeadin http://aol.urbanup.com/4078521
154. (AOL) (4↑, 6↓)
Aww Out Loud. Used in cases of cuteness.

Anon: I saw Gina's new picture and her nose looked like a napkin\! Anon2: AOL\!

155. (AOL) (1↑, 4↓)
The abbreviation for The [Art of Living] course in India led By H.H. Sri Sri Ravishankar.

I just joined the AOL course.

156. (AOL) (3↑, 8↓)
A beloved nation wide company that makes people smile every day with there manufacturing of Frisbees and coasters. If you collect enough, you can make a fort, kill a midget, throw it to your friends, throw it at you enemy's, poop on it, destroy your computer with spam, blog it on urban dictionary and piss off a lawyer, rape it, put your drinks on it, waste earths resources, and give you the urge to blow up your computer from frustration.

Person 1: I just got my 2,000th aol disk\!\!\! Person 2: SWEET\! Lets go kill some midgets\! Person 1: mmk

157. (aol) (1↑, 6↓)
stands for aww out loud when someone does something or says something really adorable

"im gonna squeeze you so much ur gonna turn into a pile of feather" "AOLLLLL"

Author: excalabir26 http://aol.urbanup.com/5270732
158. (AOL) (3↑, 11↓)
boycott ao smell. ao smel aint no good to man nor beast

hi its good to see that ppl are already boycotting aol for there own diffrent resons i have had alot of trouble with them and i just tryed to cancel but they told me i was legaly bound buy a one year contract i still have 5 months to go on. but my reaons for boyoctt are lol yes they are total rubbish but 30 percent of aol investment portfolio is investied in to israel and in 1998 aol recived an award by the prime minister for there help in building the infrastructre of israel whom the real humanitarians know is an occupation in stolen land form the palastinian ppls other company to boycott for those who care r coke cola, mcdonalds, disney, cat (caterpiller), lo,real, tesco, sainsburys.

159. (aol) (16↑, 24↓)
An Internet Service Provider that is great for children under 13, and people older than 50. For both demographics, this program works quite well as it has thorough parental controls, and is easy enough for the senile to use. For everyone else, it is a heinous waste of money.

I got AOL so that my kids don't look at porn.

160. (AOL) (1↑, 10↓)
AOL, Inc. and its subsidiaries operate a leading network of Web brands and the largest Internet access subscription service in the United States. Brands include the AOL® service, the AOL.com® website, and the [AIM]®, [MapQuest]®, [Moviefone]®, [Netscape]®, [CompuServe]® and [ICQ]® services. AOL offers a range of digital services including the TotalTalk® voice service. The company also has operations in Canada and Europe. AOL, Inc. is based in Dulles, Virginia, and is a wholly owned subsidiary of [Time Warner] Inc.

Bob: What's your ISP? Paul: AOL

161. (AOL) (12↑, 23↓)
Archers of Loaf

Better than the ISP.

162. (aol) (5↑, 19↓)
AOL = Awww out loud. when someone says something cute to you online ... that makes you say "Awww" out loud.

cute girl: "you are so good ... you make me smile" cute boy: "aol"

163. (aol) (9↑, 33↓)
ass of love

i like ur aol\!

Author: kevely and sam http://aol.urbanup.com/52293
164. (AoL) (6↑, 34↓)
AoL, short for [Archers of Loaf]

AoL is mad crazy man\!

165. (aol) (11↑, 47↓)
An Odd Lemur

An Odd Lemur sent me a metal box which I used to store my good CDs. I played frisbee with An Odd Lemur disk

Author: Mangledbabyducks http://aol.urbanup.com/146360
166. (AOL) (15↑, 55↓)
Ass Off Limits. When a girl is taken.

"You shouldn't hit on that girl. She's AOL. Her man will kick your ass."

167. (aol) (5↑, 83↓)
an ISP with great chatrooms (even ones you can create) and where u cam make friends.....better than yahoo where applets have to be loaded to just get into a chatroom. aol chatrooms just comes right up.

im on aol all day either talking in the chatrooms or on urban dictionary

168. (AOL) (6↑, 136↓)
A ISP which is very underated, it's not THAT bad, and I think it's pretty fast. Also, has a lot of free features. One drawback is that it's very overpriced, but I just keep re-signing up on the free trial deals :).

Person 1: I get free Internet Person 2: How? Person 1: Just keep signing-up to the AOL free trial disks :) Person 2: Fucking awesome

169. (aol) (17↑, 230↓)
I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees...

Lol stfu u nuub suckers

170. (AOL) (13↑, 389↓)
AOL is probably the best Internet Service Provider (ISP) around, people who have not experienced other ISP's are ungreatful because they just don't know how easy they have it with AOL. Now that AOL has been lowering their prices, it is even better. I have been on AOL since version 2.5 and I've loved it every since...yes, I have tried other Internet Service Providers, but I kept coming back to AOL because none of them could compare. Why do you think everyone on here that complains about AOL, is infact, still using AOL? It's because they're addicted to AOL's ease of use, and it's graphically appealing GUI. Why don't they try getting on SBC or something for awhile, I mean.. after all, it is a lot cheaper. 2 weeks of experiencing SBC and they'll be back on AOL in a flash. AOL is the best Dialup ISP around, I have broadband and I'm still using AOL\! Why don't guys just go get another ISP, or just stop complaining\!

AOL is probably the best ISP around.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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